Teacher Feature

Welcome to the world of St Borogrund's School — a world of intrigue, mystery, deceit, and excruciatingly bad dinners. Above a scattering of ugly grey outbuildings, Borogrund's four-storey tower block rises to assault the eye in a bitter and largely futile attempt to get a second glance.

The end of term looms, and with it the prospect of your school report. Your parents have made it very clear that the report must praise you as a talented and conscientious individual. Being none of the above — but ever loyal to your parents — you make it your quest to seek out the offending report and... amend it.

Borogrund's isn't just a strange name. It's a strange place. Expect the unexpected. Predict the unpredictable. And for pity's sake, don't go into the staff room unprepared...